"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/27/2020 at 10:44 • Filed to: Police Blotter
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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/27/2020 at 10:44 • Filed to: Police Blotter | 7
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It’s a good one OPPO. Enjoy this weeks entertainment section from Flathead County MT.
7:10 a.m. A cow was on the wrong side of the fence.
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7:19 a.m. An abandoned lawnmower was found.
8:04 a.m. Two more cows joined that first cow and the trio was on the move.
8:45 a.m. A man trying to power down his phone was calling 911 repeatedly.
10:36 a.m. An unmanned Labrador stopped by a coffee stand.
11:02 a.m. A drive-by theft netted a gas can.
11:05 a.m. A baby in Whitefish dialed 911.
2:09 p.m. A stolen truck was being offered for sale on Facebook.
2:31 p.m. A Bigfork woman locked herself in her closet.
3:06 p.m. Someone smelled weed.
3:55 p.m. A woman with five dogs was accused of having too many dogs.
4:22 p.m. Doug was yelling at his neighbor.
5:01 p.m. A man stumbling down the road was OK.
5:18 p.m. Two stray arrows were found in a Kalispell yard.
7:07 p.m. A woman in seasonally appropriate Halloween yoga pants was not behaving very festively.
7:29 p.m. A vehicle was parked in a “really bad spot.”
10:53 p.m. A pass was made in a no-passing zone.
11:35 p.m. A food delivery driver was annoyed by a barrage of fake orders.
12:12 a.m. A baseball cap was returned to its owner.
1:45 a.m. A person who thought they heard a gunshot or an explosion blamed the noise on “gang activity.”
3:35 a.m. A woman suspected of stealing a wallet said she no longer had the wallet because she burned it.
6:42 a.m. Dogs were barking at passing cars.
9:20 a.m. A man has been standing in an alley for two hours.
9:37 a.m. A man who had already shot several turkeys was accused of shooting “anything that walks through the property.”
9:59 a.m. A “meth party” was happening next door.
10:02 a.m. An office phone system that requires the user to dial 9 + 1 to make outbound calls was giving an employee fits.
11:44 a.m. Someone gave very bad directions to the spot where she heard gunshots.
12:27 p.m. A dog got into some garbage.
12:53 p.m. A concerned citizen wanted police to check on some “shady” people.
2:29 p.m. A man stuffed a dog under his shirt and ran away while “looking back very suspiciously.”
3:22 p.m. A dog was chasing a cat.
4:01 p.m. More “shady characters” were spotted.
4:23 p.m. Political signs were stolen for the third time.
4:45 p.m. Enterprising transients were using shrink wrap to build a fort.
4:54 p.m. Barking dogs never stop.
5:44 p.m. A bear cruising through a Whitefish neighborhood was “just being a bear.”
5:52 p.m. Candles were seen burning inside a shed.
10:05 p.m. Two $5 Trump signs were stolen.
10:06 p.m. Underage drinkers were made to pour out their drinks.
10:08 p.m. A thirsty man stole a 30-rack of beer.
11:22 p.m. Late-night pressure washing was keeping someone awake.
facw
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/27/2020 at 10:49 |
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10:06 p.m. Underage drinkers were made to pour out their drinks.
I like to read this as the underaged drinkers called the police to voice their outrage that some square made them pour out their beer.
For Sweden
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/27/2020 at 10:50 |
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10:53 p.m. A pass was made in a no-passing zone.
No jury would acquit
Snuze: Needs another Swede
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/27/2020 at 10:53 |
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1:45 a.m. A person who thought they heard a gunshot or an explosion blamed the noise on “gang activity.”
I’m curious, just h ow much gang activity is there in Flathead County?
Poor_Sh
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/27/2020 at 10:56 |
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WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE COW POSSE?
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> Snuze: Needs another Swede
10/27/2020 at 11:00 |
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Not much. There is your usual drug activity and thievery but no gangs as far as I know of.
Future next gen S2000 owner
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/27/2020 at 11:08 |
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10:06 p.m. Underage drinkers were made to pour out their drinks.
If only this was still the consequence of a cop showing up to an underage party.
Chariotoflove
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/27/2020 at 11:14 |
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lone_liberal
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/27/2020 at 11:15 |
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This time of year is there a time when you don’t hear gunshots in rural areas?
Roundbadge
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/27/2020 at 11:15 |
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In my multiple years delivering pizzas (over 20 years ago), I never once encountered a fake pizza order. I guess I find that fact strange.
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> lone_liberal
10/27/2020 at 11:22 |
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Rifle season opened on Sunday. Lots of booms in the forest now.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/27/2020 at 11:22 |
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Doug was yelling at his neighbor.
Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> Poor_Sh
10/27/2020 at 11:32 |
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Insane Cow Posse and the Gathering of the Beefaloes.
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For Sweden
> Chariotoflove
10/27/2020 at 11:32 |
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Me on Youtube
punkgoose17
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/27/2020 at 11:42 |
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10:36 a.m. An unmanned Labrador stopped by a coffee stand.
Yes “unmanned” is the correct term
user314
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/27/2020 at 12:01 |
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10:53 p.m. A pass was made in a no-passing zone.
12:27 p.m. A dog got into some garbage.
2:29 p.m. A man stuffed a dog under his shirt and ran away while “looking back very suspiciously.”
4:45 p.m. Enterprising transients were using shrink wrap to build a fort.
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5:44 p.m. A bear cruising through a Whitefish neighborhood was “just being a bear.”
Just Jeepin'
> Roundbadge
10/27/2020 at 12:31 |
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https://bgr.com/2020/06/09/pizza-prank-endless-deliveries/
benn454
> punkgoose17
10/27/2020 at 12:39 |
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He was just looking for his hooman.
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/27/2020 at 15:57 |
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12:12 a.m. A baseball cap was returned to its owner.
I’m puzzled by this.
“Hey, thanks for returning my hat. Oh, by the way, I called the cops to let them know you returned it.”
Dead_Elvis, Inc.
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/27/2020 at 17:05 |
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10:06 p.m. Underage drinkers were made to pour out their drinks.
10:08 p.m. A thirsty man stole a 30-rack of beer.
This is just a variation on Newton’s Third Law.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/27/2020 at 17:09 |
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Did the cows have guns?